jean: i can hear armin scream what the crap is going on? eren: BITCH U SCREAMED TOO jean: wanna bet your other arm? eren: TO KILL U I JUST NEED ONE marco: hey guys c'mon please don't fight no one's gonna die young franz: not gonna die young hannah: our love won't die young trainee corps team 34: hey marco's right 'cuz tonight no one's gonna die young marco: HALF BAKED STILL BUT WE'LL BE FINE WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE YOUNG jean: I'M NOT GONNA DIE HALF OF THAT'S A GODDAMN LIE DAMN FOOL OUT THEIR MINDS GUESS THEY FORGOT THAT ONE TIME I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS EPISODE ONE (eren: YA KNOW) I WASN'T HEARD IT BUT WASN'T THAT FUN (eren: FOR SHOW) marco: half of me wants to say that you're right (eren: YEAH) but i know you'll lead us trough this fight duzz: HOLY CRAP WE SCREWED UP OUR LIVES (eren: UHUH) fighting titans 'til we die thomas: I'M THOMAS WANGER jean: he'll be the first one to die marco: hey have you met my friend jean he's a funny guy franz: bby ur seIf in mai Rmz hannah: I KNOW OUR LOVE WILL SURVIVE jean: NOT PAST EPISODE FIVE OH CRAP THEY ALL DIED HOW'M I STILL ALIVE? marco: guess i was wrong in this arc everbody dies young hope i survive jean: MARCO DIED TELL ME HOW PLEASE SOMEONE levi: sup punks little dorks wellcome to the survey corps think you're safe BUT YOU'RE NOT grab a cape and buckle up jean: AW MAN I CAN'T BELIEVE I JOINED WITH THESE DICKS (levi: u know) connie: OHGAWDIMGONNADIE sasha: IMGONNABESICK (levi: for show) eren: QUUDIREI BITDSJDUS WE'VE GOTTA GO jean: MRCOS DED U JERK SAWB SINGLE TEAR DWON CHEKE (levi: yeah) armin: THIS IS IT WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE (levi: uhuh) armin, jean, reiner: FIGHTING TITANS 'TIL WE DIE armin: REINER WAIT jean: HOLY FUCK reiner: hey i'm okay bet u thought that i was done armin: ASDFGHDJSKL jean: uh armin: ERTYUIODKMNSBDGFHDJKSLDFMVNHDIO jean: armn hey bro r u ok eren: THOUGHT I HEARD ARMIN SCREAM (levi: no one cares 'bout ur shota bff ern) eren: BUT HEICH- ...ok levi: that titan chick is dropping squads to kingdom come eren: HEY SHOULDN'T I? levi: uh jezz... we must advance let them go or we're gonna die young eren: I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN petra: too cute to die young jean: my bf's gone but not i I'M NOT GONNA DIE YOUNG