This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small All those Armor loving bores Say I look great in uniform What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
[Shining Armor] This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells may never ring for me at all.
[King Metamorphosis] I care not a thing about the ring I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for her at all No, I do not love the bride For my heart is dead inside But I still want her to be all mine.
[Shining Armor] We must escape before it's too late; Find a way to save the day. Hope I'll be lying if I say, "I don't fear that I may lose her To one who wants to use her: Not care for, love and cherish her each day". For I oh-so love the bride, Oh, In my heart she does reside. Oh, Princess Cadance, I'll soon be by your side.
[King Metamorphosis] Finally the moment has arrived For me to take a very lucky bride.
[Shining Armor] Oh, the wedding we won't make She'll end up marrying a fake Princess Cadance will be