Ship or Sheep - A Special Washing Machine | Текст песни

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• Ship or Sheep
• A Special Washing Machine

Mrs. Marsh: Does this shop sell washing machines?
Mr. Shaw: Yes. This is the newest washing machine, madam.
Mrs. Marsh: Is it Swedish?
Mr. Shaw: No, madam. It's English.
Mrs. Marsh: Please show me how it washes.
Mr. Shaw: Shall I give you a demonstration? Here are some sheets and shirts.
You put them in the machine. You shut the door. And you push
this button.
Mrs. Marsh: The machine shouldn't shake like that, should it?
Mr. Shaw: Washing machines always shake, madam. Ah! It's finished now.
Mrs. Marsh: But the sheets have shrunk, and so have the shirts.
Mr. Shaw: Do you wish to buy this machine, madam?
Mrs. Marsh: I’m not sure.