The Worst Nurse H.: Nurse! B.: Nurse! I’m thirsty! H.: Nurse! My head hurts! B.: NURSE! H.: Curse these nurses! B.: Nurse Sherman always wears such dirty shirts. H.: And such short skirts. B.: She never arrives at work early. H.: She and… er… Nurse Turner weren’t at work on Thursday, were they? B.: No, they weren’t. H.: Nurse Sherman is the worst nurse in the ward, isn’t she? B.: No, she isn’t. She’s the worst nurse in the world!