Once a very young and pious priest Was rushing to his neat glittering church for the service On his way he bought a pizza to satisfy his greedy womb But unfortunately the pizza was infected by salmonella germs Which were passed on to it by a dirty Italian bitch cook So by the time the pastor got to his service His stomach was in pathetic disaster He couldn't help shitting exactly on the saint altar Three of the icons including the holy trinity were stained The brand-new cassock was completely ruined That's what food unscrupulousity may lead to. Amen!