You've gotta be hard If you gonna get her Don't leave her scarred All dead all better
You've gotta remember To do it all right Turn the lights out Lock it up tight
Don't you walk on the grass And don't leave any clues Better wash off your glass And wipe the mud off your shoes
Too much information Just gets 'em going Down at the station Don't want 'em knowing
Don't stop to wonder for too long Just make sure there's something That she likes on the radio
When duty calls Miss Niagara falls But when they ask me I'll just say that I didn't know
When will you call? Well after it's over Are you sad at all? I don't even know her Don't let it hurt I'll be fast I feel so bad It won't last When you get back I'll be clean And please don't say anything mean
But you've gotta dress nice Try not to upset her Just a little advice If you're gonna get her
Drive by the bank And check on the tank And when they ask me I'll just say I didn't know