There was a curious case that my grandfather was famous for the discovery of a pubic hair that had been lodged in a piece of amber and discovered in the northern planes of Borneo... by a chimpanzee it was an extrooooordinary fact that the chimpanzee married the gorilla's mother who had produced a hairless creature noooooo larger than the size of a small walnut! Lliving in a matchbox it was a curious fact that the sister of my aunt was a contortionist that lived in a box in Russia.
My grandfather who was a circus master, and a horrible man with a long whip, took my aunt in a box on a cart round the small villages of Russia. Showing, the many of the backward and inflicted morons that they could have sex with this poor woman in a box, the contortionist. Unfortunately, there were three holes in the box which you paid for.
If you picked the wrong hole, god help you. Because she had a horrible set of teeth, and was really set on vengeance…