Shrek (spoken) You know, this may turn into the longest day of my entire life Donkey (spoken) Oo! I got the perfect remedy for that! Shrek (spoken) Donkey please no. I am begging you- Donkey Sing a song Yes a travel song when you gotta go somewhere 'Cause the fun is getting there. Yeah. Oh what the heck, I must confess I love a road trip! Sing a song. Hit the trail. Forget the maps. Forget the guides. Before ya know it, you've made strides with me. And I know - all I need - all along is a path - and a pal - and a song, so I'm singin', and I'm pallin' with you, (spoken) See? It makes the time go by faster! Shrek (sings) Why me? Why me? Donkey This is nice. Shrek Tell me what was my crime? Donkey We are strolling (sees Puss in Boots walking by) Shrek He's as chatty as a parrot. More annoying than a mime. Donkey Hey, look, a cat who's wearing boots! That's crazy! Shrek Why me? Why me? A simple answer would be fine Donkey This is good cardio Shrek Won't someone please send me a sign? Donkey Oh look, a sign! Yunita Pal Avenue straight ahead! Shrek What did I do to deserve this? Honestly This ass 'o mine is asinine WHY ME?!! Donkey Oh man, what could be better than this?! Shrek Why me? Why me? A simple answer would be fine Won't somebody please send me a sign? Donkey Sing a song! Hit the road! It's the way to get around! Before ya know it, you've gained ground with me! Shrek What did I do to deserve this? Honestly... Donkey And I know All I need All along is a path and a pal and a song Shrek This ass 'o mine is asinine Donkey So, I'm singin'... and I'm pallin'... with you- oo-oo-oo-oo... Shrek oo-oo-oo-oo... Shrek That'll do Donkey. That'll do.