FIONA: I had nothing in that tower Fighting boredom by the hour. Princess lonely Walking circles I had only...
Bare essentials army cot a hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had no toilet. Just a view of devastation out one window, isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom Twenty years I sat and waited I'm very dedicated On the walls the days were added Luckily those walls were padded so...
I think I got you beat I think I got you beat yeah, yeah yeeeaaahh, I think I got you beat I think I got you beat.
SHREK: (spoken)Oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a princess suffer But I had it rougher Like that time a mob with torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would an ogre go to Heaven Did I mention I was seven? So... I think I got you beat. yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat. I think I got you beat.
FIONA: No warm regards
SHREK: No Christmas cards
FIONA: And every day
SHREK: Was hell on earth day.
FIONA: (spoken)Okay top this. I missed my prom
SHREK: My dad and mom sent me away, it was my birthday.
FIONA: (spoken)I was sent away on Christmas Eve. Haha.
FIONA/SHREK: (repeated lines) My dad and mom sent me away...