So we all know how the legend goes: Boy meets sword stocking in stone, The elderly wizard Merlin shows him The path to becoming for the High King.
But we were thank to BBC For pandering to fan girl’s fantasy. Forget about Gwen and Lance, Welcome to the New Arthurian Love Story.
Hey, meet Merlin, he enjoys polishing Artur’s sword And using special powers. Meet Artur, he likes fights, good jokes And watching Merlin bent over.
Arthur and Merlin were made for each other When they who got Morgana's dreams are gonna get so much hotter
We all know why Merlin never complains about undressing his sire, Arthur and Merlin were made for each other
The legend’s so much better When Arthur asking Merlin Whether he can go on his knees And telling him he would look really really pretty in a dress
Arthur and Merlin were made for each other When they who got Morgana's dreams are gonna get so much hotter
Let's face it guys, Arthur didn't wanna hurt Merlin because he would scared He wouldn’t be able to control himself from broken Merlin. Arthur and Merlin were made for each other
And when Hunith and Uther are telling them they’re good for each other, The Slash Dragon’s trying get them together …Cause thereis no way Gwen and Will can even compete When we know that Arthur and Merlin were made for each other When they who got Morgana's dreams are gonna get so much hotter Everyone knows that “Prat” and “Idiot” are just substitutes for “I love you” and “Do me”.