Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will share
Well you've got opportunity In this very community
He's Flim
He's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be And that's a new world, with tons of cider Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
More cider than you can drink in all your days of thinking.
So take this opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim
He's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil
Folks, it's the one and only, the biggest and the best
The unbelievable
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I can't believe-able
Now wait, you fellers, hold it! You went and over-sold it! I guarantee that what you have there won't compare For the very most important ingredient Can't be added or done expedient And it's quality, friends, Apple Acre's quality and care!
Well Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup
Yes, sir, yes ma'am this great machine, it's just the very best So whaddaya say then, Apples Care to step into the modern world And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
Opportunity In this very community He's Flim, he's Flam We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers Traveling salesponies nonpareil