Running cross country I just busted out, I am the man that you read about, The one that got arrested for stealing all your love, When I walk into town they all stop and stare, My motorcycle boots and my curly black hair, Chicks start a' fainting, can't blame them can you.
Go...
Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, If I can't make you happy baby nobody can, (you'd better believe that) Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, If I can't make you happy baby nobody can.
The Sheriff said son, I'm gonna send you up the river, Two for aggravation and one more for my wife and her sister, Don't worry 'bout it boy, for your own good, (for your own good) I didn't last too long in that jail, A bit of a bubba there was after my tail, I sure had it easy, loafing is good.
Go man...
Handsome stuff, that's what I am, I can't help it baby, that's who I am, Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, I can't help it baby, that's the way I am.
Rolling down the highway it's hard to steer, Cos I'm admiring myself in the rearview mirror, Crawling through a ditch, it's all a *****, You can turn up a doctor who can save my face, I can look normal in this here ratrace, Until I find him, I'm on the run.
Go man...
Handsome stuff, that's what I am, If I can't make you happy baby nobody can, (I tell you) Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, If I can't make you happy baby, nobody can.
Sitting at home and I'm watching TV, The whole damn screen is filled with me, A good looking guy, what a guy, A pair of eyes and a pair of lips, A pair of hips that you can't resist, Face it baby, handsome stuff.
Go man...
Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, If I can't make you happy baby nobody can, Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, Let's face it baby, I'm your man, yeah, oh God, Handsome stuff, a whole lotta man, I can't help it baby, that's who I am.
Handsome stuff, handsome stuff, I can't help it baby, Handsome stuff!!!