I'll tell you a story, a story anon Concerning a prince and his name was King John He was a prince and a prince of great might And he held up great wrong, but he put down great right
Derry down, down, hey derry down
And I'll tell you a story, a story so merry Concerning the Abbot of Canterbury Of his housekeeping and high renown Which caused him to go up to fair London town
"How now, Brother Abbot, it's told unto me That thou keepest a far better house than I For thy housekeeping and high renown I fear you of treason against me crown"
"Well I hope, My Liege, that you hold me no grudge For spending of me true gotten goods" "If thou dost not answer me questions three Thy head will be taken from thy body"
"When I am set on me steed so high With me crown of gold all on me head With my nobility, joy, and much mirth Thou must say to one penny how much I am worth"
"And the next question you must not flout How long I'll be riding the world about And the third question thou must not shrink But tell to me truly what I do think"
"Oh these are hard questions for my shallow wit I cannot answer Your Grace as yet But if you will give me but three days space I'll do my endeavor to answer Your Grace"
"Three days space to thee I will give That is the longest that thou hast to live If thou dost not answer these questions right Thy head will be taken from thy body quite"
Well as the shepherd was going to his fold He saw the old abbot come riding along "How now, Master Abbot, you're welcome home What news have you brought us from good King John?"
"Sad news, sad news I have for to give I have but three days space for to live If I do not answer him questions three My head will be taken from my body"
"Oh Master, have you never heard it said A fool may learn a wise man wit? Lend me your horse and your apparel And I'll go up to London and answer the quarrel"
"When I am set on my steed so high With me crown of gold all on me head With my nobility, joy, and much mirth Thou must say to one penny how much I am worth"
"For thirty pence our Savior was sold Amongst the false Jews as we have been told Nine and twenty is the worth of thee For I think you are one penny worse than He"
The King he laughed and swore by St. Bittel "I did not think I was worth so little" And the next question you must not flout How long I'll be riding the world about"
"You must rise with the sun, ride with the same Until the next morning he rises again Then I am sure that without any doubt Within twenty-four hours you'll ride it about"
The King he laughed and he swore by St. Jone I did not think it were done so soon! And the third question thou must not shrink But tell to me truly what I do think"
"oh, that I can do, it will make your Grace merry You think I'm the Abbot of Canterbury But I'm his poor servant, as you may see I've come to beg pardon for he and for me"
Well the King he turned him around and did smile Saying, "Thou can be Abbot the other while" "Oh no, me lord, there is no need For I can neither write nor read"
"Then tuppence a week, I will give unto thee For this merry jest you have told unto me And tell the old Abbot when you get home You bring him a pardon from good King John"