Homer: Who can take your trash out? Stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty-thingy too? The Garbage Man!
Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man Can! Homer & Trash Men: The Garbage Man can And he does it with a smile And never judges you.
Marge: Who can take this diaper? Trash Man: I don't mind at all! Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball? The Garbage Man! Trash Men: Yes the Garbage Man can.
U2: The sanitation folks Are jolly friendly blokes Courteous and easy-going U2 & Trash Men: They'll mop up when you're over flowin'! Bono: And tell you when your arse is showin'!
Apu: Who can? Sideshow Mel: Who can? Flanders: Who can? Oscar: Who can?
All: The Garbage Man can! Bart and Lisa: Coz he's Homer Simpson, man! All: He cleans the world....for....you!