Homer: You could close down Moe's Or the Kwik-E-Mart And nobody would care But the heart and soul Of Springfield's in Our Maison Derriere!
Belle: We're the sauce on your steak We're the cheese in your cake We put the spring in Springfield Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
Belle: We're that little extra spice That makes existence extra-nice A giddy little thrill At a reasonable price Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's With your total lack of morals Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!
Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini The clams on your linguine Yes we keep the (Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna) In Springfield!
Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit Quimby: The service was exquisite! Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea! Quimby: Come on now, you were working here! Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun Since March of 1961! Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!
Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu Dancing Girls: So don't take the (Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box) All: We won't take the (Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle) All: Yes let's keep the (Moe crashes two garbage can lids together) All: In Springfield! (Krusty hits his face with a pie, Willy accidentally hits Lenny in the head with a sledgehammer, Wiggum and the Comic Book Guy bounce their bellies together, Burns honks the horn on his antique car, Captain McCallister reels in a fish, and Barney burps.)