Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
[music starts]
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to looooooove your quirks Maggie with her eyes so bright Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright Lisa can philosophise Bart's adept at spinning lies Homer's a delightful fella Sorry 'bout the salmonella Homer: Heh heh, that's OK.
Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Here comes the tricky part Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!
Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me... Family: (Forget the Kwik-E-Mart Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?) Apu: Not me!