This is a cat that sleeps at night, That takes delight In visions bright, And not a vagrant that creeps at night On box cars by the river, This is a sleepy cat to purr And rarely stir It's shining fur, This is a cat whose softest purr Means salmon, steaks, and liver. That is a cat respectable Connectable With selectable, Whose names would make you quiver. That is a cat of piety, Not satiety, But sobriety. Its very purr is of piety And thanks to its Feline Giver.