Make fun of The Mittani's hair Open fire in Luminaire Warp at zero to a gate Use your Fleet Typhoon as pirate bait
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die
Bring AWOXers into corp Don't align before your FC warps Teach yourself how to fly Jump your Leviathan into Asakai
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die
Undock with a red fleet outside Disconnect when 10% TiDi'd Turn your covops cloak off in wormhole space Use Rahadalon as a ratting place
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die
Go afk and forget Post pictures of your legs on the internet Leave your blues on your overview If I shoot him, what will CONCORD do?
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie So many dumb ways to die
Fit small hybrid guns on a shield-tanked Legion Be too confident you can take a region Fly to the edge of a tourney arena Stay on a gate at zero when two fleets are crossing Fly around with your PLEX in your cargo They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly