Eve Online parody of the Kate Voegele version of Hallelujah. Lyrics by Lee Church.
Well I heard there was a secret war Where ishtars reigned and it pleased the Lord But you don’t really care for droneboats, do you? Well they pop like this: The fourth, the fifth, When the FC falls cuz the logis drift The shattered fleet retreating Hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
Your ship was strong but you really goofed, They saw you ratting in your ‘phoon The friendly intel channel didn’t clue you, They pointed you without a care They broke your hull and they left you there And from your pod they drew the Hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
Maybe I’ve been here before I’ve seen these toons and I’ve talked much more (you know) I used to fly alone before I knew you Oh I’d seen your POS and your killboards marks But fighting’s not a victory march It’s a warm and friendly means of communication
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
There was a time when you let me know What’s going on in the boss channel But now you never show that to me, do you? But remember when I mined your goo And ran super production too And every ship we grew was Hallelujah
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah…
Maybe there’s a Blob above But all I’ve ever learned from sov Was how to shoot a structure left there for you And it’s not a sigh that you heard that night Somebody in provi is getting fights But nobody there wanted to invite you