I'm a puffy cow and I'm fond of roasted chicken But nobody likes me. What the hell? Though I don't give up, I move on and keep on seeking Handsome man who will take off my shell.
Pre-chorus: I don't need pill, no shill, Want him to make me feel That his little dancing queen is me!
No Jonny Depp, no Brad Pitt, Banderos doesn't fit. I want my plastic surgeon to touch me!
Chorus: Skin from fatty buttocks he will use on face Swap my ears and eyebrows, pimples will erase. Lips will be inflated, boobs will get a hit. And I will be pretty, not the piece of shit.
2. I prefer candies, chocolate and biscuits And I have a slogan for my life: Diet is a bullshit, pastry is delicious, Just relax and go under the knife.