Well the wind was whipping hard, through the drawn and dusty fields the heat came off the rolling hills in waves and somewhere in the distance, an explosion from the sands as one more of his kind goes to their grave
(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken (fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin' (fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken
(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and (kill!) He puts his arm back on and Oh...
And so he fights, And they come from far and wide, to watch him fight the Robots singin' \"Fiddly-Diddly-DIE!\" And it's laser cannon, River Shannon one two three four five, he's fifty fuckin' five and one and Astar's still Alive
He's still alive!
That's fifty feet of solid steel and eyes of flashing blue there's a shamrock on his favourite plasma gun With a bowl of Whiskey Lucky Charms he staggers to the field and the crowd goes up beneath the blazing sun
(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken (fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin' (fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken
(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and (kill!) He puts his arm back on and Oh...
And so he fights, And they come from wide and far to watch him fight the Robots Singin' \"Whiskey in the Jar\" And it's laser cannon, River Shannon one two three four five, he's fifty fuckin' five and one and Astar's still Alive
He's still alive!
*Solo*
Now heroes come, and heroes go, and this one's not the first, and if he wasn't there, you wouldn't know his name And the only time he took a fall, 'twas Astar to be seen There was a bottle of Whiskey in it, just the same
(fight!) The Robot Gods have spoken (fight!) The plasma guns a-smokin' (fight!) There must be combat 'till the ancient curse of Krog is broken
(kill!) He's Planet Danger spawn and (kill!) He puts his arm back on and Oh...
And so he fights, And they come from far and wide, to watch him fight the Robots singin' \"Fiddly-Diddly-DIE!\" And it's laser cannon, River Shannon one two three four five, he's fifty fuckin' five and one and Astar's still Alive