Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all. He's a cyberwired bundle of joy. My robot friend. I like to dip and daddle with my robot friend. He's smart as can be and emotion-free And he's computin' his way to my heart. My robot friend. My robot friend. My robot friend. My robot ...friend.
(Butters and AWESOM-O in Los Angeles) I'm hangin' out in LA with my robot friend We're havin' such fun in the hot hot sun We're two of a kind- That's me! And my robot friend. My robot friend. My robot ...friend.
(Butters loses AWESOM-O, slow) Hey there, did you know I had a robot friend? We used to laugh and play, but someone took him away. He was my ten gigahertz old pal. My robot friend.