Verse 1: Sir Mix-a-Lot You can't slip, cause the pimpin' game is not about the sex You gots to be a businessman to keep them thangs in check I used to run some call girls and pimp 'em just for fun But you should see how the gangsters can make us pimps r-r-run! Back in '82 I used to roll a gold Caddy Females were my business, you could call me the Mack Daddy But pimpin' came so easy to me, I didn't have to hit 'em Roll 'em up to Canada so Johnny's could wit 'em Show them fake ID's so we could step across the border We hit the nearest hotel, and like that, I'm takin' orders Two thousand dollars and she'll make you lose your morals We must increase the profit if the trick wants to get oral Rappers like to claim 'bout how they know the pimpin' game How can you run the ladies when you're only 17? I speak from experience when I say "Turn around!" Cause I was rollin' heavy 'till one female took me down She was only 17 but she was lookin' 21 5'9", street-tough and packin' guns But I was slippin' cause the pimpin' game was soft Baby took a trick out to the suite so he could toss 911 is flashin' crazy on my pager I pushed the trunk button and I load the 12 gauge Back to the 'tel cause I'm down to get my mail Smoke a trick quick if he's beatin' on my female Kickin' down the door and ain't nobody in the suite I never let my agents take them tricks out on the street If I wasn't slippin' then the psycho couldn't kill her Body found face down, floatin' in the green river
You can't slip! Not in this pimpin' game, chief! No no, you can't slip! You can't slip. Yo E-Dog, tell them what's up with that slangin' and bangin', chief!
Verse 2: E-Dog (Mix-a-Lot) You can't slip when you're rollin' through the hood without your strap Especially when your rims are dipped in gold and lookin' phat Cause it's the 1990's and you got to be prepared Or a nigga like the E'll roll 'em up and keep 'em scared High sightin' nigga rollin danks through my set Drops 6-4, gives my homies no respect But when we starts the loc'in' up, the fool will start the chokin' up And bones are gettin' broken up, a jack move! A straight jack on a fella with a fat sack Comin' out missin' when you're slippin' on the fast track Came through servin' but you went out gettin' served Got you for your Daytons then we beat you to the curb Now it's time to slang them thangs and come up on a grip Trade him for some ounces so that I can clock my chips Say it's 'bout the dividends and not about the fame But 'till I let you know, the E-D-O-G is my name (Word.) So now I'm straight addicted to the jackin' and the slangin' Cross court saggin' and my flag shows I'm bangin' But if you think I'm gonna stop this life, well you're wrong! I don't care about your muscles cause my 9 is pluggin' domes So here we go again, another jack in effect A candy-painted Blazer chased the driver, make him wreck And if he tries to run then I just smoke him on the spot But little do I know, there's a lesson to be taught The brother pulled an AK and now I'm yellin' "Mayday!" *gunshots* ("OH SHIT, HE GOT E-DOG!") On the concrete I lay! He walks up slowly, then he looks me in my eye Barrel to my temple, so I know I'm gonna die! (Lil' cake-ass gang nigga, you can't jack for these D's! See ya!) *gun cocking, shot* (C'mon, let's go, nigga!) *sirens* (Shouldn't have been a sucka, nigga!) *door closing* (Punk motherfucker!! Yeah!) *car skids off*