It started long years ago weekends, weeknights, when the lights are low the word goes round to those in the know: the D&D game is going down Time set aside to play it hook or crook millions of gamers a-heading for their books Gather round lads, forget the funny looks everyone's dungeon bound Come bards from the north, elves off the moor, Gamers off work get down to the store Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? A wizard or a cleric or a thief!
Generations since Gygax rolling their initiative and scarfing down a snack it's fun to fill the form in if you roll some awesome stats you can always earn a couple more next week comin' back for more Come gnomes from the north, orcs off the moor Freaks and geeks get down to the store Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? A paladin, a fighter, or a thief!
Five and twenty halflings silent in the field never held for ransom never made to yield half-elven lady known to be a spy rollin' her charisma while the gentlemen go by
Come bards from the north, elves off the moor Gamers off work get down to the store Scratch your neighbor what's underneath? A wizard or a cleric or a thief!
Human, half-orc, play the one you like bust a couple heads instead of studying for psych long sword, short sword, scimitar, or bow Everyone's a gamer, don't you know! Come bards from the north, elves off the moor Freaks and geeks get down to the store Scratch your neighbor, what's underneath? A wizard or a cleric or a thief! A paladin, a fighter, or a thief! A wizard or a cleric or a thief Playing D&D!