Scene: A pavement cafe in Rome Characters: Geoffrey Burton, Dorothy Burton (Geoffrey's wife), Teresa Pilkington, Giovanni Geoffrey and Dorothy are sitting at a table in front of the cafe. Geoffrey: Well, here we are in Rome. The sun is shining, and we haven't got a care in the world. Dorothy: Yes, Rome is so beautiful. Geoffrey: And it's such a beautiful day. Dorothy: This square looks lovely in the sunshine. Geoffrey: And it's so nice, sitting here with you. No trains to catch... Dorothy: No telephones to answer... Geoffrey: No boring business people to talk to...Do you know, this is the first holiday we've had for five years - since we were married. Dorothy: And it's our first visit to Rome, too. It's like a second honeymoon. Geoffrey: Yes, and now we're alone together, with all the time in the world. Dorothy: Yes. Geoffrey: Just you, and me, and romantic Rome. Dorothy: Yes. (Teresa comes to their table.) Teresa: Excuse me, do you speak English? Geoffrey: Yes. Teresa: May I sit here? Geoffrey: Er...oh...yes. (Teresa sits down.) Teresa: Thank you. Just a minute it's Geoffrey, Geoffrey Burton! Geoffrey: Good God! Teresa Pilkington! Teresa : Geoffrey, darling! How lovely to see you! It's been so long since we.. Geoffrey: Er...Teresa, this is my wife, Dorothy. Teresa: Oh, your wife. Delighted to meet you. Dorothy: So you know Geoffrey, do you? Teresa: Oh yes, Geoffrey and I are old friends, aren't we, Geoffrey? Geoffrey: No. Er...yes. Er...what are you doing in Rome, Teresa? Dorothy: You're old friends, are you? Teresa: Oh yes, I've known Geoffrey for years and years, since we were both young and innocent. Geoffrey: Goodness me! Look at that remarkable statue! Dorothy: Geoffrey!.Tell me, Miss Pilkington, what exactly do you mean by 'young and innocent'? Teresa: Well, darling, before Geoffrey met me, he was just an innocent boy. Geoffrey: Er...yes...we met at kindergarten. Teresa: Oh, Geoffrey, you know that's not what I mean. Dorothy: Well, what exactly do you mean? Geoffrey: Good Lord! Look at that magnificent telephone box. Dorothy: Geoffrey! Geoffrey: Well, you don't see telephone boxes like that in England, do you? Teresa: Poor Geoffrey! Before he met me, his life was so boring. He was a student at an awful college in the mountains, and he hated every minute of it. Dorothy: But Geoffrey - you told me you loved that college in the mountains! Teresa: Oh yes, that's because he met me there. Dorothy: What - at the college? Teresa: No, in the mountains. Geoffrey: Er, Dorothy, I think we'd better go. The Colosseum closes at six o'clock, you know. Dorothy: Sit down, Geoffrey. It's only half past eleven. Teresa: Yes, I remember that day so well - the day that we met. The mountains were so beautiful, the sky was so blue - Dorothy: and Geoffrey was so green, I suppose. Teresa: 'Green'? What do you mean? Dorothy: 'Green.' Young and innocent. Just the way you like them, I suppose. Teresa: Well, really! (Teresa gets up.) Teresa: Excuse me!...Goodbye, Geoffrey. (Sarcastically) Delighted to have met you, Mrs. Burton Geoffrey: Teresa... um... Teresa: Goodbye, Geoffrey. (Teresa leaves.) Geoffrey: Oh, dear. Dorothy: So before you met her, you were just an innocent boy! You told me I was the first woman in your life, and I believed you...and I've been so honest with you. Geoffrey: Yes, Dorothy. Dorothy, I've told you everything. Geoffrey: Yes, Dorothy, I know. I was the first man in your life. Dorothy: The first and only man, Geoffrey, (Giovanni comes to the table.) Geoffrey: Oh...waiter. I'll have a Martini, please. Giovanni: Certainly, sir. And for you, madam? Oh! Dorothy! Dorothy: Giovanni! Giovanni: Dorothy! Geoffrey: Giovanni? Giovanni: Dorothy, it's wonderful to see you again! Geoffrey: Dorothy, have you met this man before? Dorothy: Well, Geoffrey - Giovanni: Dorothy, it must be five years! Dorothy: Six, Giovanni, six! Giovanni: And now you've come back to Rome! Geoffrey: Come back? What's he talking about? Dorothy: Well, Geoffrey - Giovanni: Come with me, Dorothy. We've got so much to talk about! Dorothy: Oh...er, yes...um...excuse me, Geoffrey. (Giovanni and Dorothy leave.) Geoffrey: Dorothy! Dorothy!