It's not easy having yourself a good time, Watching ponies' cute adventures Making friends, and living better. Thought I'd stumbled upon a gold mine Check the web for fan-made content. Something that I soon would resent.
I'm not into the clopping The safe-search isn't stopping Think that this could be maybe Why people think we're crazy
I can't believe Just how much that there could be Don't you know that there are children That could search around and see Some awful thing My heart feels dead inside What've they done to Pinkie Pie!?!? Colts and fillies close your eyes We're going for a ride!
"There exists a very straightforward guideline... Internet rules cannot be broken. Number 34 has spoken." Yes, but don't you think it's about time... To find a line that's not worth crossing Before everyone's lunch starts tossing.
I've got to hand it to you That there is quite a cesspool Why can't we just have one thing That's safe from mass corrupting?!?!
I can't believe Just how much that there could be Rainbow's hooked up with more creatures Then I think I've ever seen And kitchen sink... I need a gallon please The best brain bleach for what I've seen If one more pic breaks through the screen I think I've gonna scream!
If we could go back to the day When it was all for friendships' sake When all these weird ships weren't all landing at the shore When every other little thing Wasn't turned into a love fling Pops up and can't be unseen That's why
I can't believe Just how much that there could be How could you do that to AJ? Should I even wonder why? Or Fluttershy? Guess I'll just walk away What else is there left to say? Watch some episodes and pray They'll someday go away.