I'm waking up to a low K/D I wipe my keyboard and press 'P' I'm not getting any noscopes *happy and shocked gasp* *disappointed "oh"* I'm getting worse Ranking down Going 1-17 This is it Competitive WOAH I'M DE-RANKING I feel it in my bones Enough 2 to make me cry a lot Welcome to the noob age to the noob age Welcome to the noob age to the noob age! Owoahaowowahoh Owowhoahowoh I'm REALLY BAD REALLY BAD Ohwoahwowahoh Ohwowoowoah I'm REALLY BAD REALLY BAD I read some guides Watched some vids It's way of learning I suppose Edit my crosshair to fit right in Wowoah (Wowoah) I'm getting good Ranking up Going to be Master Guardian This is it Competitive WOWOAH I'M RANKING UP I feel it in my heart Enough 2 to make me fart a lot Welcome to the new rank To the new rank Weclome to the new rank To the new rank Wowowowoah Wowowowow I'm GETTING GOOD GETTING GOOD Wowoahwowowoah Wowoahwowowoah I'm GETTING GOOD GETTING GOOD All cases sold... ...the market hasn't died My AWP is ready I camp inside (???) I'M M L G I feel like a SWAGLORD I got a CO-AT-ER-R-AL Welcome to Global Elite To Global Elite Welcome to Global Elite To Global Elite Wowoahwoahwowwoah Wowoowoaoah I'm SO GOOD SO GOOD Wowowowoah Wowowowoah I'm JUST AMAZING JUST AMAZING