Old Funny Farm ain't no home Joe was sittin' there on his own sittin there a pissin', missin' all the kissin' wishin' that he wasn't alone.
CHORUS
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news I heard it on the news nuts bolts and screws I heard it on the news
All of the cuckoos at rest one flies away from the nest finds himself a cutie, a root-tootin beauty she make the hair stand up on his chest
CHORUS
All he needed was a little bit of company just to help him take away some of the misery All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy Sure looks like he had it sure no doubt about it at all
Joe he got a shot in the arm and now he's sleepin' back at the farm Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it He never done nobody no harm