You're going round the circle Through another phase Your temperature rising You're wining and dining A girl who's half your age She gives you all the business She gives to older men And it's oh so understandable This ladykiller move There must be something bottled up You think you you gotta prove Cos now that you're a member Of something on the side
It's number...
Chorus One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch
To tell the truth you're old enough To be her dad She ain't gonna let up She want's you to set up A cosy little pad Where she can entertain you And everything is free I can tell you always were a sucker For a pretty face The nights you're home a romeo'll Be there to take your place Cos now that you're a member Of something on the side
It's number...
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One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch
You tell the wife another Business trip abroad It's getting to much You better not touch What you cannot afford I know it's monkey business And I've seen it all before And I know that you were overcome When she told you you're the best You better believe she's saying the same To me and all the rest Cos now that you're a member Of a little bit on the side
It's number...
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One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year Can you control the bitch One, two and three, four and five, six, seven Can you control the itch