I went to see the doctor He said you're pretty sick You got some real bad habits You'd better stop right quick
I said doctor that's real bad news Don't know what I'm gonna do
Doctor There's nothin' wrong with me Doctor doctor Can't you see Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi
I went to see a shaman He said you'll be alright Just keep doin' what you love Every fucking night
I said that's what I need to hear Took away my childish fears
Doctor You're a stand up guy Doctor doctor My oh my Doctor You're the one for me That's the mojo that I need
Don't you know that I feel alright Doin' what I do I ain't gonna tow the line Not till' I turn blue All I got is one short life That's what people say I ain't gonna waste a second Doin' what you say
I won't be the one you like I won't be the boy next door I won't be the chosen one That's not what I'm here for I don't like the way you are I despise what you hold dear Don't you try to make me change I'll haunt you for a thousand years
Doctor Don't you talk that way Doctor Don't you mess my day Doctor Stay away from me Sick is what I'd rather be
Doctor Doctor doctor death Doctor Doctor out of breath Doctor I ain't gonna die Just write me an alibi