Captain Jack was a suicide pimp with a nonstop nosebleed Fell in love with a church choir tramp Found out she was a drag queen
Crown him the Hollywood kid Spent his time in another man's bed Does anybody care He said-he said
Jimmy Jaw took a ten story dive, about sixteen thousand feet I watched the body go splat and they scraped him off the street
Now he's a Hollywood kid tryin' to fly They found him dead Was anybody there He said-he said
Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs But be ready to rumble Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night Get ready for problems, get ready for pain If you wanna play the LA game Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square
Lady Faye back in '52 was a fiend for fame Not a lick of talent, paid dues, got fucked by John Wayne
Crown her the Hollywood queen, she gives head in every scene Did anybody stare She said-she said
Stars laid out on the Hollywood Squares Going 'round and 'round like musical chairs But be ready to rumble Be ready to fight, if you wanna live through the boulevard night Get ready for problems, get ready for pain If you wanna play the LA game Where you got to hustle and nothing is fair Be a chalk outline on a Hollywood Square