The thought of retiring Is makin' me want to set your daughter on fire with a soldering ironing What up mom, applyin' for the rim job, are you hirin'? I'm hopin' to fill up your opening Oh but I know I gotta meet a lot of requirements First I gotta accept you in the lobby and the aisle and You've probably already been with all the slaughter and I am in No mood to be playin' second fiddle, slob on this violin With no strings attached I'm just the product of a hostile environment But bein' brought up so wrought up inspired But I don't know why, it's still like I'm caught up inside a whirlpool Not an appliance, but applyin' this science, I psychotically rhyme And it's like stars have aligned all in alliance Heart of a lion, balls of Goliath Obscene talkin', the twine like a beanstalk and the vine But I keep walkin' the line between the wrong and the right But everything I write seems wrong and it's like I'm ecstatic at all the static that I can still cause In the fabric of our modern society Now Catholics are panicking cause I snapped back to my old antics and shenanigans Dammit, the Pope's mad again Probably shouldn't have ran up in the Vatican with that mannequin Singin' "Bagpipes from Baghdad" again In my dad's drag draggin' a faggot in a Glad bag Won