1. The Ballad Of A Ladyman ("All Hands On The Bad One", 2000)
Eye cream and thigh cream How 'bout a get high cream Nothing I do smoothes out the Feelings of being used The ballad of a ladyman
Freak that I am, live in Japan "Let's rock with the tough girls In this part of the world Take a photograph Portrait of a ladyman
Are we holding onto our Pride a bit too long Are we breaking you apart Are we breaking our guitars
Now they say I've gone too far With the image I've got They know I'd make a mint With new plastic skin And a hit on the radio Oh, temptations of a ladyman
I could be demure like girls who are Soft for boys who are Fearful of getting an earful But I gotta rock I'd rather be a ladyman
How many times will you decide How many times will you define How much control should we Give up of our lives
{You sit at home with an alibi In case they call you and ask you Why all you do is go "ooh ahh ooh You're out of control but saying "Ooh ahh ooh"