Eminem has a full line of chainsaws Eminem, Eminem, Eminem, Eminem Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper Eminem Who can say for sure? Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Tourette's Fuck, fuck, fuck, can't take the stress I make a mess as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbor's hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up, bitches With these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, these predicaments, despicable I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a freaking woos, a pussy This kid just took my stick of liquorice And threw my sticker books in a picker bush I wanna kick his toosh, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head
Mama always said, “If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain, you'd be dangerous” Mama could be wrong Mama, I'mma grow a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the anus Mama could be wrong I'mma use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said, “Son, if you had a brain, you'd be dangerous” Guess it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some years later A teenager, this is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud, for what reason you stomped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be upbeat When you don't have nothing, no valid shot at life Chance to make it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from Jump Street But if I had just kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a trance Locked in my room, yeah, but I got some plans, mama These damn rhymes are falling out of my pants pocket, I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self-assured than I've ever been before Plus, no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my first punch, end of story Still in my skull's a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge Syringe, an orange, an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored Ironing board, a bench, a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't 'Cause I'd probably be dumber 'cause mama always said
Mama always said, “If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain, you'd be dangerous” Mama could be wrong Mama, I'mma grow a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the anus Mama could be wrong I'mma use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said, “Son, if you had a brain, you'd be dangerous” Guess it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes womp, womp, womp 'Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped But somehow I came out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck i