I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of Slytherin The H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of Slytherin The S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of Slytherin The S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of Slytherin
We always cheat at Quidditch 'cause we like to play dirty Knock you off your broom so we can win by thirty We always say what's on our minds, concisely, never wordy We're the coolest kids at school, you Ravenclaws are nerdy Professor Snape's our Head of House, so we excel at Potions We don't have to work hard, we just go through the motions My complexion's very smooth because I use special lotions Shop at Knockturn Alley, for all our magic notions
(Yeah, you know how we do Slytherins for life!)
I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of Slytherin The H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of Slytherin The S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of Slytherin The S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of Slytherin
There's an orgy in our common room every Friday night When a Gryffindor steps to us we always start a fight We're not always well-behaved, we don't always do what's right We're really good kissers, but I must warn we bite We take coed bubble baths in the Prefects' bathroom Lucius Malfoy makes sure Draco has the fastest broom Our dorms are in the dungeons 'cause we like to live in gloom Trelawney can predict Harry Potter's coming doom
I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of Slytherin The H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of Slytherin The S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of Slytherin The S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of Slytherin
Our uniforms are grey and green because we're from old money Only wealthy pure-blood boys are allowed to call me honey The Basilisk was not a myth unlike the Easter bunny When it petrified Hermione we found it rather funny Salazar's our founding father with a master plan To keep out all the mudbloods by putting up a ban The best headmaster in history was Phineas Nigellus His portrait hangs on the wall to make Dumbledore jealous
I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of Slytherin The H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of Slytherin The S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of Slytherin The S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of Slytherin
To the H, to the O, to the U-S-E To the O, to the F, to the S-L-Y To the T, to the H, to the E-R-I-N What's that spell? House of Slytherin!
I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of Slytherin The H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of Slytherin The S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of Slytherin The S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of Slytherin
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven All good witches go to heaven If that's the case, then I guess I'm going to hell You know what I say to that, I say: Oh well!