MARYLIN: Fellas! YANKEES: Yeah? MARYLIN: Fellas! YANKEES: Is it? MARYLIN: Hey team! YANKEES: Off the benches, It’s Marylin! MARYLIN: I just got a date YANKEES: She just got a date MARLYIN: With baseball’s jumping show So run me round the bases, put me through my paces And teach me all the things a slugger’s lover should know
MARYLIN: What’s that there? YANKEES: That’s the pitcher’s mound MARYLIN: Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round? YANKEES: Batter up! MARYLIN: Play ball! YANKEES: You better give it your all ALL: Cause all men like to play at MARYLIN: The national pastime
MARYLIN: Who’s that man? YANKEES: That’s the first base coach MARYLIN: Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach? YANKEES: Call the ump! MARYLIN: Throw ‘em out! YANKEES: Because there isn’t a doubt that ALL: All men like to play at MARYLIN: The national pastime
MARYLIN: When I was just a little girl I liked being dainty and purty But now that I’m givin’ sports a whirl I find I kinda like to get dirty YANKEES: Yeah!
YANKEES: Baby, what’s that there? MARYLIN: That’s the team bullpen And I like the odds I’m seeing No girls, all men! YANKEES: Hit the deck, look alive! Beware the ladies like drive MARYLIN: Yes my skill and my passion ‘ll elevate the national…
MARYLIN: Peanuts! Hot dogs! Cracker jacks! I don’t care, I don’t care if I ever get back!
YANKEES: When the season’s over, the play won’t end MARYLIN: ‘Cause a baseball diamond is a girl’s best friend ALL: Yes the style and the fashion ‘ll elevate the national pastime!