The Angels: Welcome, welcome Recently deceased, Be you democrat, republican, Chorus girl or priest. Though you closed up shop And you're recently departed, We're afraid the final test Has only just started.
Ivy: But don't come to us With your worries And complaints.
Unnamed girl: Save it for the doorman Who's a Saint Among saints.
The Angels: He knows your future 'Cuz he's seen your past Which is why He might be telling you:
Norbert Leo Butz: "Hold on, not so fast". Woo! When you're... Knock, knock, knocking Up on heaven's gate, Don't you trip up or you'll slip On a holy twist of fate As I said last night to St. Vinny Depaul: "The higher you get, the farther the fall". Now, you think that you're on top, How you love to wear the crown, But don't you know That up means there's no place to go But down? And it's already written On the big man's wall: "The higher you get, the farther the fall". Well, the last rites you've been given And you wanna cut in line But look out, brother, I might pull a switch 'Cuz the things you did while livin' Well, they weren't all divine. And don't you know that karma is a... Well, you'll understand if I don't finish that last sentence.
All: Thank God!
Norbert Leo Butz: Oh, when your book of life is read And the judgment day is near You'll say: "point me toward the exit, armagettin' out of here!" 'Cuz when you slide down Well, you can't come back, y'all 'Cuz the higher you get, the farther the fall. Was your life a bed of roses? Well, get ready for some thorns Delivered by 'ol Beelzebub Mit pointy tail and horns.
Unnamed Man: Like the song that my heart Sang to my cholesterol:
All: "The higher you get, the farther the fall".
Norbert Leo Butz: Oh, your face was in the movies! You were quite the superstar, Well, dear, Heaven has no agents, We don't follow your PR. So, you may get cut when the final credits crawl, 'Cuz the higher you get, the farther the fall! You're so proud that you conducted life Like music on the breeze! The bravos made you think you were a smash! But now it's time to be instructed On the world's great symphonies 'Cuz the good ones always end up with a crash! So once everything was first class, you were always flying high!
All: But your flight's been grounded,
Norbert Leo Butz: Even coach has passed you by! Like a senator who's tapping on an airport Bathroom stall, ooh! The higher you get, the farther the fall! Now I'm kickin' butt and takin' names Higher and higher, 'Cuz even St. Joan Went down in flames Higher and higher. Some hot stuff! Napoleon waterlooed and Genghis Khan sure hit a slump. I might say: "You're fired", When you have expired Donald Trump! VIPs don't wanna hear it that they might not Get inside, But camels through a needle? Here's the key. And to all those poor in spirit, Well the doors are open wide, Go right on in and have a drink on me, Last call! So if you are high and mighty, Well, you better not assume! That you will not get a whack at the crack of doom 'Cause you still might get the hook, before the final curtain call, So, let me take a look To see who has the wherewithal! Gee I wish the Lord could type 'Cuz man it's hard to read this scrawl,
All: He said: "the higher you get!" Say what? "The higher you get!" In harmony, girls! "The higher you get!" Ooh, that's nice! "The farther you… fall&