Workin all day fifty hours a week I’m tired At the grocery store, the wal mart store Got a stain on my pants Twenty years till I’m retired
Get up, go in there, wake up the kids Brown sack lunches and sticky lids Climbin over laundry I wish I did Feed that damn dog; I never thought he’d live this long
Oh I’m tired Too tired to be inspired I’d sell out if I only Had a buyer Oh I’m too damn tired
So at the end of the day The boss was kinda pissy Wanna belly up to the bar With my best friend Missi
Drinkin margaritas, stayin out too long Reminiscin about the day men used to turn us on We wore thongs; we used to dance Now I’m three sizes too fat for my pants
Oh I’m tired Too tired to be inspired I’d sell out if I only Had a buyer Oh I’m too damn tired
So I didn’t have time to shower I know my teeth ain’t white Hell you’d smoke too If you were that man’s wife I’d go to a motel six but the price is too steep Baby this ain’t deep My make up’s cheap; I didn’t sleep If it weren’t for the liquor good God I’d weep
Oh she’s too tired Too tired to be inspired She’d sell out if she only Had a buyer Oh she’s too damn tired