You ready to do this, I'dawg? You know it, A'Dizzle. I'm ready for some hardcore rappin'! Alright, let's do this! Yeah, here we go!
Hey! Yo! We gotta go And tell 21 things we'd rather do If someone offer you tobacco Say you got other things you'd rather go do
Like being in the snow without wearing coats Then sail in a lake with a hole-filled boat Have a very dangerous encounter with a very mean goat That's what we'd rather do than use tobacco
We'd rather eat a banana with the peel on Only wear socks and walk on a wet lawn Have my sixteenth birthday on a Christmas Take a shower in soup
Hey! Yo! We gotta go And tell 21 things we'd rather do If someone offer you tobacco Say you got other things you'd rather go do
We'd rather move to the moon and be a sad, lonely guy Live in a house without working WI-FI Scuba dive with some, some sharks Get dressed in the, the dark Give up sweet treats and only eat bark Cut off our hair with an aluminium can Get a massage by a rough handed man
Hey! Yo! We gotta go And tell 21 things we'd rather do If someone offer you tobacco Say you got other things you'd rather go do
We'd rather carpool in the car with only screaming babies Pour salt on a cut and rub in some rabies Mmm... Brush my hair with a fork Mmm... dump milk on my shorts Sign up to teach old folks to twerk Drink a whole can of soda that was all flat Go to a dog park but dressed as a cat Now let's slow it down for a heart-to-heart chat
Here comes the sad part and it's about to get real So get out your hearts and prepare for the feels We know our rhymes are hardcore We hope the message isn't lost When it comes to smoking, you need to know the real cost So you gotta find someone close to you And tell 'em 21 thnigs you'd rather do
Hey! Yo! We gotta go And tell 21 things we'd rather do If someone offer you tobacco Say you got other things you'd rather go do