SMOSH - 21 things you'd rather do than smoke | Текст песни

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• 21 things you'd rather do than smoke

You ready to do this, I'dawg?
You know it, A'Dizzle.
I'm ready for some hardcore rappin'!
Alright, let's do this! Yeah, here we go!

Hey! Yo! We gotta go
And tell 21 things we'd rather do
If someone offer you tobacco
Say you got other things you'd rather go do

Like being in the snow without wearing coats
Then sail in a lake with a hole-filled boat
Have a very dangerous encounter with a very mean goat
That's what we'd rather do than use tobacco

We'd rather eat a banana with the peel on
Only wear socks and walk on a wet lawn
Have my sixteenth birthday on a Christmas
Take a shower in soup

Hey! Yo! We gotta go
And tell 21 things we'd rather do
If someone offer you tobacco
Say you got other things you'd rather go do

We'd rather move to the moon and be a sad, lonely guy
Live in a house without working WI-FI
Scuba dive with some, some sharks
Get dressed in the, the dark
Give up sweet treats and only eat bark
Cut off our hair with an aluminium can
Get a massage by a rough handed man

Hey! Yo! We gotta go
And tell 21 things we'd rather do
If someone offer you tobacco
Say you got other things you'd rather go do

We'd rather carpool in the car with only screaming babies
Pour salt on a cut and rub in some rabies
Mmm... Brush my hair with a fork
Mmm... dump milk on my shorts
Sign up to teach old folks to twerk
Drink a whole can of soda that was all flat
Go to a dog park but dressed as a cat
Now let's slow it down for a heart-to-heart chat

Here comes the sad part and it's about to get real
So get out your hearts and prepare for the feels
We know our rhymes are hardcore
We hope the message isn't lost
When it comes to smoking, you need to know the real cost
So you gotta find someone close to you
And tell 'em 21 thnigs you'd rather do

Hey! Yo! We gotta go
And tell 21 things we'd rather do
If someone offer you tobacco
Say you got other things you'd rather go do