Anything You Can Do I Can Do Dumber (Shut Up! And Lsiten)
Anything he can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than him No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
To get around town I can ace this race, I roll down the street with shopping carts as skates I always take first dates to da club with my mum I run through airports screaming about my lip balm You think that's dumb? That ain't shit, son..I misplaced my hammer so I used a nail gun Blow dry my hair while I take a nap in the bath I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole..and it hecka sucked ass
Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, du-dumb, dumb, du-dumb
Dumb! Forgot to put lemons in my lemon meringue pie Dumb! Hold my breath through a tunnel and almost died Dumb! Siphoned gas out of a septic tank Dumb! Tagged myself a selfie when I tried to rob a bank Dumb! Lit fireworks in my room..to hear them go pop Dumb! Built a fully functional humanoid robot...
Er, dude... That's not dumb at all. That's... actually kind of brilliant.
Oh, er...
Peed into a bottle and gave it to a cop... Hahahaha!
Anything you can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than you No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man
I can eat my phone to take a pic of my heart I can scratch my own back 'cause I cut off my arm Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam To impress a hitchhiker I lit my fart inside a van