*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man I’m the scourge of the land and sea Got flowing hair, some sharp-ass blades And maybe a little scurvy
Don’t got a stupid peg leg Or a dumbass hook for a hand But I’ll shove my blowgun up your ass If you mess with my pirate band
I’ll grab my musket And I bust it Got lovely hair, you can’t touch it
I steal maps Don’t give craps Got pretty girls sittin’ on my lap
*CHORUS* ‘Cause I’m a pirate Living my life all high on the seven seas I’m a pirate Getting bootie with the cuties ’cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast Slash throats as I pass Kissing those sexy wenches Because I’m a freakin’ pirate, dude And the rest of ya’ll are bitches
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
Boarding your ship to pillage and kill Don’t even need it I just love to steal All the ladies love me ’cause I’m a big pimp Hope the don’t smell me ’cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy Dammit now it’s gonna hurt when I pee You can never blame me for grabbin’ your chick ‘Cause most my life’s surrounded be dick
I’ll grab my musket And I bust it Got a badass beard You can’t touch it
I steal maps Don’t give craps Got pretty girls And I’m sitting on their laps
*CHORUS* ‘Cause I’m a pirate Living my life all high on the seven seas I’m a pirate Getting bootie with the cuties ’cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast Slash throats as I pass Kissing those sexy wenches Because I’m a freakin’ pirate, dude And the rest of ya’ll are bitches
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
Well, I guess it’s time for the two of us to brawl Time to settle who’s the baddest pirate once and for freakin’ all
I wake up (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Don’t give a fuck (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Love to drink (‘Cause I’m a pirate) I stink (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Don’t shower (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Make bitches cower (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Gettin’ booty (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Takin’ doodies (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Eat rotten beef (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Lost all my teeth (‘Cause I’m a pirate) Far from home (‘Cause I’m a pirate) All alone
*CHORUS* ‘Cause I’m a pirate Living my life all high on the seven seas I’m a pirate Getting bootie with the cuties ’cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast Slash throats as I pass Kissing those sexy wenches Because I’m a freakin’ pirate, dude And the rest of ya’ll are bitches
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free
*HOOK* Yo ho, yo ho A pirate’s life for me Yo ho, yo ho Murderin’ fools for free