I've been unlucky, in love, and so disenchanted I screwed it all up, and took you for granted Hair I wish you never were not there
Can't get a job, and nobody loves me Used to have friends, but now I'm so lonely Hair I hope you know that I still care
Hair You make me feel so complete If you'd come back I'll grow you down to my feet Even fat girls Won't look at me on the street, I swear I'd do it all for some more hair Motorists beware Cause I might blind you with my glare
Life's so unfair I really miss my sweet ass hair I don't mean my ass hair I should have put a hyphen there