Smosh - Mom Are The Bombs (Shut Up! And Listen) | Текст песни

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(припев)
Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb

(куплет)

I remember when I was eight my life was going great
My sister loved Snapple there was no debate
I thought it would be funny to play a sweet prank
Take the plastic off the cap and put it in her drink
And wen she sipped it
I saw her start to choke
I couldn't forsee it'd get caught in her throat
Her birthday was ruined because of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again and I got all her cake
Thanks, Mom, for stepping up and saving the day
I didn't want you to have to find out this way
(love you)
Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule

(припев)

Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb

(куплет)

And when I was fifteen I messed up again
Trying to impress some girls with my friends
See, I understand the ladies and here was the scoop
Hot girls can't resist the sight of burning poop
So I found a dog lured him up the steps
Tried to feed him X-Lax but he wouldn't ingest
But I didn't stress out I just deal with the glitches
I knew what i had to do to impress these bitches
But the fire kept spreading
It wouldn't stay put
So my mama had to step the crap out with her foot
Hey, Mom, I did something that wasn't that cool
So now I gotta follow that Mother's Day Rule

(припев)

Hey, Mom, you're the bomb for giving us a home
And not grounding me for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
And nine months later I burst out of your womb

(куплет)

Sorry we hid so many things from you years ago
But here's a couple other things you probably should know
I watched porn on the computer and I told you I never did
Put a sandwich in the VCR when I was a little kid
I punched a hole in the wall and I hit it with a poster
Tried to cook a pizza in the mother flipping toaster
Threw a big ass party every time you were away
Lied a hot neighbor and told her I was gay
And my fish might have died because I overfed
And I might have done some stuff with a girl in your bed

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