Anthony needs some cereal He don`t want to waste no time Pour the milk like it`s life or death Cereal in a bowl is the best
It`s a montage machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the movies You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna be the best And teach Brett a lesson You gotta work hard Get big ass muscles and stretching
Now it`s time to put your training to the test You`re gonna beat him in the fight Cuz you`re the best (Oh, wait, no, you just hit him a car... Guess that works..)
It`s a Montage machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the movies You press the button and you get a montage
You wanna get that model But you need a lot of money So you gotta go to college And get a good job
But you have trouble with math So you get a tutor Now you got math skills You`ll get that model in no time
But the tutor steals your laptop And flees the country You`re crazy in debt And can`t complete your degree You move back with your folks And now your life`s a joke And you look to your father And see the dissapointment in his eyes And all you wanted to do Was find a hot model to screw
So you turn to crime to pay off the debts The cops connect you to the time you killed Brett Your semen matched some they found at the scene of the crime You`re convicted of murder serving a life time
It`s a montage machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the movies You press the button and you get a montage
Now you pen pals with the hot model She investigates murders with semen on the scene She runs a podcast called "Semen Crimes" It`s earned 30 dollars in ad revenue She`s saving up to buy a kangaroo
You`re pretending to be interested but don`t really care You`re just hoping for some nudes before the electric chair Cuz you`ve only seen dicks for the past seven years (Then you get killed in a prison fight. And you`re dead)
Fifty years later you get ressurected Cuz your best friend`s got the cure to human death You go to the model`s grave to pay your respects But you`re not gonna leave without getting a kiss
It`s a Montage machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the movies You press the button and you get a montage
It`s a Montage machine You press the button and you get a montage Just like in the movies You press the button and you get a montage