Smosh! - Montage Machine | Текст песни

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• Smosh!
• Montage Machine

Anthony needs some cereal
He don`t want to waste no time
Pour the milk like it`s life or death
Cereal in a bowl is the best

It`s a montage machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

You wanna be the best
And teach Brett a lesson
You gotta work hard
Get big ass muscles and stretching

Now it`s time to put your training to the test
You`re gonna beat him in the fight
Cuz you`re the best
(Oh, wait, no, you just hit him a car... Guess that works..)

It`s a Montage machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

You wanna get that model
But you need a lot of money
So you gotta go to college
And get a good job

But you have trouble with math
So you get a tutor
Now you got math skills
You`ll get that model in no time

But the tutor steals your laptop
And flees the country
You`re crazy in debt
And can`t complete your degree
You move back with your folks
And now your life`s a joke
And you look to your father
And see the dissapointment in his eyes
And all you wanted to do
Was find a hot model to screw

So you turn to crime to pay off the debts
The cops connect you to the time you killed Brett
Your semen matched some they found at the scene of the crime
You`re convicted of murder serving a life time

It`s a montage machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

Now you pen pals with the hot model
She investigates murders with semen on the scene
She runs a podcast called "Semen Crimes"
It`s earned 30 dollars in ad revenue
She`s saving up to buy a kangaroo

You`re pretending to be interested but don`t really care
You`re just hoping for some nudes before the electric chair
Cuz you`ve only seen dicks for the past seven years
(Then you get killed in a prison fight. And you`re dead)

Fifty years later you get ressurected
Cuz your best friend`s got the cure to human death
You go to the model`s grave to pay your respects
But you`re not gonna leave without getting a kiss

It`s a Montage machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage

It`s a Montage machine
You press the button and you get a montage
Just like in the movies
You press the button and you get a montage