Walking down the street and everybody's staring Just jealous of what I'm wearing That's right, it's a fanny pack, b*tches! Hot pink, it matches my britches You're thinking that guy's insane Damn, what's his name, what's wrong with his brain I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say Everything I need's just one zip away (C'mon!)
My fanny pack, my fanny pack is all I need It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee It holds my hairspray so I look good every day It holds me tight and keeps the boogieman away
You can't mess with my fanny pack I'm a maniac It's a fact you better watch your back Packs more than a backpack One time I looked inside and I found an iMac!
Only tough guys wear fanny packs Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and...this...guy Diss me and you better watch your back I'll smack you with my 20-pound fanny pack! (Hi-yah!)
I've been attacked by a wild beast I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece I needed a weapon for the fight 'What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite!
Makes great gifts for the holidays It's my d*** in a bag, baby If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack What's this?! It's a midget in my fanny pack!