So take that To your spleen, 'Cause I'm now a part of P.E.N. Fifteen!
I'm a member, it's true. I wonder what kind of awesome shit we'll do.
Maybe fly and kill evil kings! I hope we do a crap-load of badass things. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings, And all my dreams come true!
Many Secrets will be revealed. Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield? My life is changed and my fate is sealed. And I can stop shiffing glue, Until my lips turn all blue.
BAD GUYS! WATCH OUT! I'll slap your face With a big-ass trout.
You'll never know the wondrousness, 'Cause you are now the stupidest, And I'm the king of awesomeness.
I give it all for- Love the taste of- I'm on my knees for- Take the girth of- P.E.N. Fifteen! Can't get enough of- P.E.N. Fifteen! Dedicate my life to- P.E.N. Fifteen!