I bought this turban at a garage sale And ever since then I've been an alpha male There's just something ladies love About a big, sexy turban Someone better hose me down, 'Cus I'm so hot, I'm burnin'
(sex turban)
It's a magical sexual hat
(sex turban)
I wouldn't be caught dead in that
(sex turban)
You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya
(sex turban)
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?
Not everybody knows Just how I get my hoes Whoa! Sexist! Not everybody knows How to respectfully pursue a woman That's better If you wanna get a lady in your bed Put a sex turban on your head
(sex turban)
It's a turban that's made of sex
(sex turban)
My ancestors were oppressed!
(sex turban)
No girl has ever touched me there
(sex turban)
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?
At first I didn't think the turban magic was real And now I'm covered an ladies Trying to cop a feel It was cool at first, But now I'm feeling harassed So now I'm gonna take it off So they stop groping my ass!
(sex turban)
It's a sex hat made of cloth
(sex turban)
You can never take it off
Wait! What?
(sex turban)
If you take it off, you'll die Dude, what the fuck?!