Christmas! Christmas sucks. Christmas! Christmas sucks. I'm so freaking tired of Christmas And all the bulls**t it puts in my head. I'm so freaking tired of stupid presents under smelly trees. I wish there was something instead That wasn't so stupid and so lame. I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame. Yeah! I'm so freaking tired of Christmas And I want it to be dead. I'm so freaking tired of Christmas And all the malls and traffic snags. I'm so freaking tired of eggnog candy canes And big-ass shopping bags. (Christmas sucks) Every freaking year it's always the same. Mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game. I'm so freaking tired of Christmas And I want it to be dead.