SMOSH - THE MOTHER'S DAY RULE | Текст песни

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• SMOSH
• THE MOTHER'S DAY RULE

Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
for giving us a home
and not grounding me
for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later
I burst out of your womb

I remember when I was eight
my life was going great
my sister loved Snapple
there was no debate
I thought it would be funny
to play a sweet prank
take the plastic off the cap

And put it in her drink (ha ha)
and when she sipped it
I saw her start to choke
I couldn't forsee
it'd get caught in her throat

Her birthday was ruined
because of my stupid mistake
She never drank Snapple again
and I got all her cake
Thanks, Mom, for stepping up
and saving the day (you rock)

I didn't want you
to have to find out this way (love you)
Hey, Mom, I did something
that wasn't that cool
so now I gotta follow that
Mother's Day Rule

Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
for giving us a home
and not grounding me
for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later
I burst out of your womb

And when I was fifteen
I messed up again
trying to impress some girls
with my friends
See, I understand the ladies
and here was the scoop:
hot girls can't resist the sight

Of burning poop (ha ha)
So I found a dog
lured him up the steps
tried to feed him X-Lax
but he wouldn't ingest
but I didn't stress out
I just dealt with the glitches

I knew what I had to do
to impress these b*tches (*whistle*)
but the fire kept spreading
it wouldn't stay put
so my mama had to step the crap
out with her foot
Hey, Mom, I did something

That wasn't that cool
so now I gotta follow that
Mother's Day Rule

Hey, Mom, you're the bomb
for giving us a home
and not grounding me
for nudes you found on my phone
I'm so glad Dad impregnated you
and nine months later
I burst out of your womb

Hey, Mom! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
You're the bomb! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
Hey, Mom! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)
You're the bomb! (do doo doo do doo doo do doo)

Sorry we hid so many things
from you (years ago)
but here's a couple other things
you probably (should know)
I watched porn on the computer
and I told you (I never did)
put a sandwich in the VCR

When I was (a little kid)
I punched a hole in the wall
and I hid it with a (poster)
tried to cook pizza in the
mother flipping toaster
threw a big ass party
every time (you were away)

Lied to a hot girl
and told her (I was gay)
and my fish might have died
because I overfed
and I might have done some stuff
with a girl
In your bed, yeah