The avenger of the rush hour is who I am All commuters in this city are eternally damned Your drive home can be just like a tour in Vietnam If I'm near you when you're stuck inside a traffic jam Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive
"Feelin' Irie" logos stuck all over your Jeep You're a wannabe surfer and a snowboardin' creep You overfilled your gas tank and it started to seep When I light it on fire you'll know you're in too deep Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive
Frustrated bisexual from the middle class Put the pedal to the metal when I try to pass I hope you get pulled over or run out of gas But I'd rather smash your windshield in and kick your ass Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive
"Bad Boy Club" sticker on the back of your truck Another says "No Fear", now you're pressing your luck You're caught up in a rat race out to make a buck If you got your head blown off I wouldn't give a fuck Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive
Beemer driving yuppie on a cellular phone Your life is like an episode of the twilight zone When you see me you will realize you're all alone As my hatchet takes your arm off at the shoulder bone Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive
You are in the diamond lane in an Infinity Racing home to watch grunge rock on Mtv I will react like a black on crack and PCP You'll be sorry that you pulled out right in front of me Monday through Friday working nine to five Psycho on the freeway try to stay alive